Grant Pardee

Grant Pardee

Contact: grantpardee@gmail.com

Writer | Producer | Comedian

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11 Facts You Never Knew About LaCroix

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LaCroix Sparkling Water is the healthy beverage of choice for many young people, but here are some things you may not know about the sugar-free drink.

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Roommates Take Truth Serum For The First Time

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What happens when a viral video company makes roommates try Sodium Pentothal?

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Batman’s New Robin!

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Batman has welcomed yet another vulnerable youth as his latest Robin, but maybe he should stop.

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Everyone Knows Bruce Wayne is Batman

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Riddle me this: How much longer do we have to go on pretending that we don’t all know Bruce Wayne is Batman already? I mean, c’mon! How much is it costing the city to keep playing along with his sick, weird fantasies?

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Grant Pardee @ UCB 3/8/16

Stand-Up
Performance from "Put Your Hand Together" in Los Angeles.

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Secrets To Succe$$ (How To Be RICH!)

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Best-selling author Matt Champagne reveals his dark methods for obtaining wealth and power.

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“Game of Thrones” Voice Actor Flips Out

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A coworker is pushed to their limit in a stressful work environment

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Underwritten Female Character

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After getting dumped by yet another sad, sensitive dude, Lola finds out she's the Manic Pixie Dream Girl in a movie from a group of secret agents called the UFC (Underwritten Female Characters).

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How It Feels To Show Your Friend A Video

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There's nothing more stressful than showing your friend something and hoping they like it.

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Good Cop Alligator Cop

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Detective Michaels and his partner, Albert Gatorson, aren't afraid to bend the rules to wipe out crime

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How To Buy Drugs (Like A Cool Kid)

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Two cool dudes patronize their local artisanal drug dealer for a pinch "of the good stuff" but find themselves on opposite sides of a language barrier despite all participants being natural and fluent English speakers due in part to the frequently obtuse and willfully opaque names of marijuana strains which causes a bit of comedic confusion among our principal characters in this original sketch video.

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Join TEAM ROCKET in Pokemon Go!

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Everyone's playing Pokemon Go and it turns out the original villains — Jessie, James, and Meowth of Team Rocket — are behind it all in a scheme to capture all the world's Pokemon.

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Grant Pardee 9/26/15

Stand-Up
My set from the Patio Show in Silverlake, CA.

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The HORNIEST Bachelorette

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What if ABC's The Bachelorette was sex-positive instead of slut shaming?

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Dick Bomb

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Sometimes the only way to defuse a bomb is with your dick