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If Right-Wing Catchphrases Were In '90s Movies
“Do I make you triggered, baby? Do I?”
“A, B, C. Always Be Cucking.”
“I’m White Knight of the world!”
Boat Parts or Names of Unvaccinated Children?
Hopper, Tiller, Dashiell, Stanchion... Can you differentiate the parts of boats from the names of unvaccinated children?
Today’s Top Puppy Pictures.
As fun as it is to LOOK at photos of dogs, wouldn't you feel smarter READING about dogs? We've got just the purple prose for you.
Your Coworker Dave's Recent Contributions, Ranked By Effectiveness
1. Reminding everyone that he’s “super swamped,” although with what, exactly, remains a mystery.
A Sneak Preview of the 2015 Dads in Recliners Calendar.
George, 58, sleeps with his hands folded on his belly in a barley Owen PowerReclineXR Reclina-Rocker Recliner